This is for Erika.

Senior year of college at #50, I bought Erika a bottle of Grey Goose.

Now, at #83 (I think), 17 away from 100, I think Erika needs to buy me a goose that lays golden eggs like on Willy Wonka.

Got it.

Little Boy Plays Games with Little Girls

"Hi Josie,

I told you about my life, my hopes and my dreams.

I told you about my job, my apartment, my family, and my daughter.

I introduced you to my friends, and I met a number of yours.

Then, for no reason, I called you a whore.

Or maybe I didn't, my friends did, but I denied it and let you get upset about it.

So I left.

And now, I'm calling you at 2 a.m. saying 'Hi,' and 'What's up.'

And maybe I'll throw in a 'I'm sorry,' but I can't promise I'll remember this in the morning.

Because I'm at a party with my boys.

And the next morning, I'll blame it on you, for hanging up on me.

And I won't talk to you again.

Love, KayBee"

No One Loves Me, So I Want a Baby... NOT

There's a lot of "Oopsie Daisys" going on in the world today.

According to CNN.com, 40% of the women out there are single baby mommas. WTF. Why?

Okay, I don't need you to be married.
Okay, I don't need it to be with only a man and a woman.

But YES, babies need people in committed relationships.

Those that are lone single mothers that are successful are few and far between. For those of you that are, congrats!- you're the exception to the rule.

I'm speaking to the majority.

I truly believe that bringing up a child, must be a selfless act. As a parent, you need help: financially, emotionally, all that jazz. In today's world, a baby isn't cheap. Why would you want to have a baby, when you couldn't provide it with what he/she needs in life? Yes, I understand, all we need is loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Okay, sure I agree to some point with that. But I-ME-MYSELF don't want to pay for your baby. I also have no respect for girls that use their mothers as their babysitters. She's the grandmother, not the babysitter.

So... if you're 12 and think having a baby is cool... NO.
So... if you're a moron and think having a baby will keep your man... NO.
So... if you're just bored, and need someone to love you unconditionally... NO.

So... if it was an "Oopsie Daisy" moment, think long and hard as to what your options are.

I'm just sick and tired of hearing of bitching baby momma drama... If you knew you were going to be this selfish, would you have had the baby to begin with?

And because I know people who want a baby so badly.. and CAN support it, and themselves. And I know so many foster kids that want parents so badly... These are the people who deserve to have families.